That one in the middle is screwed.
Submitted by Mike
Midi-chlorians maybe?
Submitted by Shane
He’s about the learn the hard way that that’s not a chew toy.
Small kittens start with small lightsabers.
Submitted by Heather
A fish’s ultimate revenge.
Submitted by Nick
There’s only one way to correctly slice an apple.
Animals with lightsabers, puppets with bowcasters. Same thing.
Submitted by Toby